famous Rajinikanth Jokes


  • Its always great to have a healthy laugh with all the daily work we do,  So I want to share some Jokes on the Bollywood Actor Rajnikanth Who’s jokes are getting more popular than his movies these Days, have a look and happy laughing 😉
  1. Rajinikanth doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
  2. Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.
  3. Rajinikanth killed the dead sea.
  4. If you spell ‘Rajanikant’ wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajinikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
  5. Rajinikanth can play the violin with a piano
  6. Rajnikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!
  7. Micheal Jordan to Rajini: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you?
    Rajni: Rascala; how do you think the earth spins!?
  8. Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.
  9. If Rajnikant was born 100 years earlier, British would have fought to get independence from India.
  10. When Rajnikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!
  11. Rajni once killed 20 men just by saying “BANG”
  12. Rajinikanth knows Victoria’s secret.
  13. Rajinikanth can divide by zero.
  14. Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice.
  15. When Rajinikanth gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
  16. Once rajni donated blood to a very ill child and these days that child is known as The Great Khali.
  17. RECENTLY CHINA AIRPORTS WERE CLOSED DUE TO HEAVY FOG, …….. LATER IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT RAJANIKANTH WAS SMOKING IN INDIA!!!!!!!!!!
  18. RAJANIKANTH DID HIS KG FROM SEVEN DIFFERENT PLACES..TODAY THOSE PLACES ARE KNOWN AS IITs!!!!!!
  19. GOVERNMENT OF INDIA PAYS TAX TO RAJANIKANTH FOR  LIVING  IN INDIA!!!!!!! 
  20. DEFINITION OF SOLAR ECLIPSE:      WHEN RAJANIKANTH STARES AT SUN WITH ANGER, SUN HIDES BEHIND THE MOON. THIS GREATEST PHENOMENA IS CALLED SOLAR ECLIPSE………!!!!!
  21. RAJANIKANTH WOKE UP ONE DAY AND DECIDED HE SHOULD SHARE ATLEAST ONE PERCENT OF HIS KNOWLEDGE WITH THE WORLD……    THUS………………….. THE GOOGLE WAS BORN!!!!
  22. THINK WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF RAJANI WOULD HAVE BORN 150 YEARS AGO..?????  BRITISH WOULD HAVE FOUGHT FOR INDEPENDANCE….
  23. EVEN GHAJINI REMEMBERS RAJANI!!!! 
  24. AN EMAIL WAS SENT FROM MYSORE TO BANGALORE,   RAJANIKANTH STOPPED IT AT MANDYA ….
  25. WHY DO EARTHQUAKE OCCURS?????    BECAUSE AT THAT TIME RAJANIKANTH’S MOBILE IS ON VIBRATION MODE!!!!!!!!!
  26. ONCE RAJANIKANTH BUNKED A WHOLE DAY IN SCHOOL…..!    SINCE THEN THAT DAY IS KNOWN AS   SUNDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  27. THE PYRAMIDS IN EGYPT ARE ACTUALLY…………    …..RAJANIKANTHS PRIMARY SCHOOL CRAFT PROJECTS!!!!!!!!!!!!
  28. BREAKING NEWS:    ISRO DOES NOT EXISTS ANYMORE…..!!    RAJANIKANTH PURCHASED ALL THE ROCKETS FOR DIWALI CELEBRATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  29. WHY DID RAJANI BUY AN ACRE OF LAND WTH 4 WELLS ON EACH CORNER?????  ………………….. TO PLAY CARROM!!!!!!
  30. BEFORE TOM CRUISE, RAJANI WAS APPROACHED FOR THE MOVIE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE, BUT RAJANI REFUSED AS HE FOUND THE TITLE INSULTING..
  31. Rajnikanths next project. Titanic in Tamil. Climax revised. Both survive. Rajnikant swims across the Atlantic Ocean with heroine in one hand and… Titanic in the other.

Source: Yahoo

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